April 2011
11 posts
November 2010
1 post
July 2010
1 post
June 2010
9 posts
Y Tu Mama Tambien
May 2010
9 posts
i just applied for a lookbook account
rivv:
BECAUSE EVERYONE WHO SAID THEY’D SEND ME AN INVITE APPARENTLY FORGOT TO now you guys can see how hipster i dress!!!
i put a girl’s number on craigslist as a prostitute…not the meanest thing i’ve ever done, but still funny.
April 2010
11 posts
mattberi asked: You rang?
i hate sleeping alone
mattberi:
(via manospequenas)
WHO DA FUCK IS MATTBERI
go to hell
Fluvoxamine may help in the treatment of Irritable Bowel Syndrome.[10] It also has been used with some success in the treatment of pedophilia.[11]
3 tags
who wants this tumblr?
March 2010
1 post
February 2010
33 posts
samanthawithasmile:
a peron i’m too embarassed to name: im going to die
i took a diet pill
and greese is coming out my butt
i ruined my undies
i have to roll up toliet paper and use it like a tampon
me:
i think the problem is that grease is in your butt to begin with
i think im gonna die now too, bye
I HATE ALI
