BECAUSE EVERYONE WHO SAID THEY’D SEND ME AN INVITE APPARENTLY FORGOT TO
now you guys can see how hipster i dress!!!
i put a girl’s number on craigslist as a prostitute…not the meanest thing i’ve ever done, but still funny.
who you izz? whatcha sexuality be? you like la chica negro?(sam)
a peron i’m too embarassed to name: im going to die
i took a diet pill
and greese is coming out my butt
i ruined my undies
i have to roll up toliet paper and use it like a tampon
i think the problem is that grease is in your butt to begin with
i think im gonna die now too, bye
I HATE ALI